I did not pee on the curtains while Mommy tried to change my diaper. That would just be crazy.
I would never cry in between every bite of peaches because they weren't getting it to me fast enough. What do you think I am? Spoiled?
I did not try to nurse on daddy. That would be sick and wrong.
I did not wet my clothes so many times that mommy let me lay around in nothing but my diaper. No, no. Not me.
I did not watch the movie Enchanted for the 50th time this week. Why would I repeatedly watch a Disney flick, when I'm so into hunting?
I did not take a dump so BIG that it ran out both sides of my diaper and on to my bouncy seat. Seriously. Would that even be possible?
2 comments:
Oh my goodness that is hilarious!! He is so cute!! Life of a baby!
too funny. I too often forget what it was like to have an infant in the house. Thanks for stopping by my blog! Have a great evening.
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