Not Me! Monday was created so that we could admit all of the embarrassing things we did that week that we would rather forget. This is my first Not Me! Monday post, so here it goes ...
I did not nurse Lincoln in the public restroom at Target (or Kansai) because I didn't have time to pump him a bottle. If I did, I would definitely not use the toilet as a seat. That would be totally unsanitary and good moms do not nurse on toilets.
I do not take naps while Lincoln is stretched out on my stomach sleeping. I have read Baby Wise, and I know that letting your baby sleep anywhere besides his crib is bad. So, no ... I do not let Lincoln sleep on my stomach, on a blanket on the floor, or surrounded by pillows on my parent's bed. Not Me!
And since I'm a firm believer in letting your baby self soothe themselves to sleep, I do not bounce Lincoln to sleep using our exercise ball. I have never taken Lincoln for a ride in the car to calm him down. Nor have I turned on the garbage disposal, my hair dryer, or the vacuum cleaner to keep him from crying. Not me!
I do not continue wearing an outfit that Lincoln has spit up on. That would be gross.
I do not take showers with the curtain pulled back so that I can entertain Lincoln and wash my hair at the same time. Not Me!
I do not let our house plants reach the brink of death before watering them. I'm a perfect housewife and I water my plants regularly.
Well, there it is! I would love to hear what everyone else didn't do this week!
7 comments:
BRAVE!!!
So is this all a big what I really did, Not me?
I did not take two bites of your teriyaki chicken while you weren't breastfeeding our baby on the toilet at Kansai.
Chris
accommodating. I 'do not' misspell things. Ha!
I have had to nurse twice in the dressing rooms at Target. The employees were very accommadating and let me stay back there awhile and watched my cart. Just for next time so you don't have to sit on the toilet! And I kill every house plant I've ever had. It's sad, really.
I did not catch my son eating food out of the garabge can today.
I have enjoyed reading your blog. Thank you for sharing. We start tomorrow. ”What would your children say?” Wednesday, I hope you can join in the fun.
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