Tagged! Chris' response

1. I love the honey roasted barbeque sauce at Chic-Fil-A. The only problem is the workers are extremely stingy with this particular condiment. Notice in the photo that the other sauces are free for the taking. It’s only the honey roasted barbeque sauce that’s stashed behind the counter. Megan and I always ask for extra but usually they only give us one more packet--two at the most. Tonight we tried a different tactic. Megan worked up enough courage to ask for FIVE packets. This is the first time either of us dared to ask for a specific number. I was stunned by her bold move. It was hilarious to watch one of the other cashiers--the one we call the honey roasted barbeque sauce Nazi--snap her head around when she heard Megan’s request. She watched in disbelief as her co-worker handed us FIVE packets.

2. I love Tums. Actually, to be more specific, I love Smoothie Tums. I sometimes pretend to have heartburn just so I can snack on them before bed.

3. Megan mentioned in her list that I sometimes threaten to kill her when we take walks in a wooded area. She said that it scares her a little, but that she knows I’m joking. Well, I’m not. I’m going to kill her someday … God willing.

4. Similar to Megan’s “God willing” pet peeve, it kind of annoys me when Christians accept compliments in weird ways. Rather than just saying “thank you” after receiving a compliment, they often say something like, “It wasn’t me, it was God.” I understand the good-hearted sentiment behind this response but it just sounds so strange to me. I fully agree we should give God the glory for everything, but to say that it was God that sang the song, preached the message or baked the crescent rolls is a bit of a stretch. Don’t you think?

5. I often shower BEFORE I workout. I have no explanation for this.

6. If Obama wins, I will be checking out mentally. Megan already has Charter Hospital on her speed dial.